What are your pet peeves? Do we share any ticks? Hopefully if nothing else you'll get a giggle out of mine... I'll warn you, writing out all your least favorite things gets the heart rate going, so make sure you're prepared to unleash them all at one time... here goes:
My Top 10 Pet Peeves:
1. when people leave a ridiculously random change tip so their bill can be even. I'm not your mom, I'm not impressed by your elementary math skills. do me a favor and round up.
2. with that being said, bad tippers in general. if you're leaving less than 15% tips (and you received what you would consider average service) I have this newsflash for you... IT'S 2014! Tipping 10% or less is just rude, and it's SO frustrating.
3. bikers in the middle of the road. it's spring, the bikers are out with their spandex suits and their flashy helmets and they literally take up the entire road. unnecessary. I can't pass you because what if you tip over and then I hit you? I can't stay behind you because I can't make my car go without my foot on the gas.
4. when people don't understand "reply" vs. "reply all" when responding to an email. not as much of an issue since I'm not in student organizations or classes anymore.. but still annoying.
5. threading bobbins. I just hate it. can't figure it out.
6. kathie lee & hoda. just stop. it is never appropriate to drink like that in the morning unless it's homecoming, or you're tailgating. neither of which are kathie lee & hoda doing.
7. talking on the phone in a group of people and expecting me to be quiet. dude, are you seriously answering the phone right now? don't shush me. don't ask me to turn the tv down. leave! go somewhere else! you're the one who decided to answer the phone!
8. when twist off beer caps don't twist off and I skin my fingers trying to open them. that is false advertising and all I wanted was to enjoy an adult beverage while keeping all 10 fingers in tact. is that too much to ask?
9. all those wedding shows where the bride is picking out her wedding dress and has an outrageous budget of like 8 grand. honey, if you have $8,000 to blow on a dress you're literally going to wear one time and then probably trash for one of those "rock the frock" wedding photo shoots, I've got $22,000 in debt you can help pay off that'll go to a more worthy cause.
10. when people tell me my hair is so adorable but they could never go short. why does it have to be that big of a deal? do you think before anyone chops 12 inches off their hair they're thinking "like omg my hair is going to look super feminine and gorgeous when it's half an inch long!" also I'm not 13, I'm not going for "adorable" anymore.
TGIF y'all!! Have a splendid weekend filled with your favorite things! Peace 'n blessings :)
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