I'm about sick and tired of fake. I'm over wealthy. I've heard enough about losing weight. The sun is shining on my face, I just took my dog for his first ever jog, and I've got Better than Sex cake cooling in the fridge. Where are these thoughts coming from? More like where aren't these thoughts coming from.
So the Bachelorette started Monday, and while I am a fan of the Bachelor series and its signature spin off, I gotta admit the show kinda makes me sick. A bunch of guys/girls getting shmammered in designer couture, talking smack, and all hooking up with the same person. Now, while the only difference between this and college is that these people are getting paid...that's besides the point. Emily is this season's Bachelorette and for a little background she's a single mom, her fiancee died in a tragic plane crash, and she broke the heart of last seasons bachelor after he proposed to her on national television. Now, she has the hearts of 20-something men in the palm of her hand as we watch these "random" romances begin.
If that weren't enough, when they first interviewed Emily at the start of the season opener, I couldn't help but notice that she looked different. As the show progressed I caught on to what had changed, Emily is no longer capable of closing her mouth, frowning, or wearing anything below a DD cup.
Since Monday I have been ultra-sensitive to the ever plastic world around me. & the sad thing is, it's unescapable!
On Pinterest I can't scroll twice without seeing at least 3 sets of 6 pack abs.
Every other commercial on ABC Family is montage to 50 porcelain faced Proactiv users.
The Victoria's Secret fashion holds the standing record for crash diet instigators.
Today, while searching for workout gear at TJ Maxx I couldn't find a single sports bra without pads.
Pause, Rewind. Yes that's correct folks, now you have the luxury of keeping your perfectly rounded, equally sized breasts even at the gym. Now, I know I'm among the few young women who aren't really into the push up style, but have you any idea how nearly impossible it is to find a bra without padding? Snowballing off of that, now half of the swim suit selection boasts 2X your usual cup size.
Why? Where are the real, simple girls? Where are the men who aren't looking for a VS Angel? And while you're at it, where are the regular sports bras?
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